Terms of Service

A service?! Are you serious?

This is literally just a static website with some text, quotes, and a snufkin ASCII art. I'm not running a business here.

By visiting this website you agree to:

• Not sue me (seriously, for what?)
• Accept that the site might break at any moment
• Acknowledge that I owe you nothing

If you're looking for actual legal terms, you came to the wrong place. Go hire a lawyer or something.

That's it. That's the terms.

No refunds.

- Management (me, alone, in my room)